"Find out who you are and do it on purpose."
-Dolly Parton

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, not a second-rate version of somebody else."
-Judy Garland

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
-Pee Wee Herman

"Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great."
-Cher

“I never said 'Well I don't have this and I don't have that.' I said 'I don't have this yet, but I'm going to get it.”
-Tina Turner

"If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more things you can do."
-Lucille Ball

"Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward."
-Carol Channing

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
-Miss Piggy

"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."
-Albert Einstein

"[Talking about pranks Dawn and she played at university] "It was tragic and it became my career."
-Jennifer Saunders

"Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it."
-Dawn French

"You can never have enough hats, gloves, and shoes."
-Patsy AKA Joanna Lumley

"Eat, drink, (get) old."
-Koko the Gorilla